Солдат: There was a hottie named Helen and she launched a thousand ships with her face
Paris took her home to Troy, and to the Greeks this was a slap in the face
Greek: The Trojans stole Helen! Солдат: Agamemnon got mad 'cause that just wasn't right
He said, “Hold your Trojan horses, now we're having a fight! And I haven't sacked or pillaged since at least last Saturday night."
Лошадь: And for ten years they were all
Slamming! And jamming! And clashing! And gashing! And brawling! And mauling! And trashing! And smashing! When they finally figured out they couldn't take 'em by force The Greeks all got together, and they hid in a horse!
Солдат: Bagpipe solo!
Troy Troy Troy Troy!
Балджит: You know, bagpipes are sort of anachronistic for this time period- Бьюфорд: Quiet, you! Go back to being vanquished!
Финес, Изабелла, Милли, Джинджер: Troy Troy Troy Troy!
Милли, Джинджер, и остальные дети: Troy Troy Troy Troy!
Ирвинг: Troy Troy Troy!
- Вторая песня,в исполнении создателей шоу и детей (Чупакабра Хо)